I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Randomize
