I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
too bad you live with your parents still
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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