That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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