okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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