fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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