I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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