So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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