we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
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