we have officially lost it.
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
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