Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
