And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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