You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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