what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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