You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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