1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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