Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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