used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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