i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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