Whats the count minus fat chicks?
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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