Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
It's rum buckets o'clock
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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