Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
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