Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
