She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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