Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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