Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Randomize
