On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Randomize
