He uses pillows to masturbate.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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