OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i wish my penis had a tongue
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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