you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Randomize
