She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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