Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Pappa wants mamma naked
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
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