What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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