dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
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