your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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