Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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