i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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