So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
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