butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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