She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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