OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
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