We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
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