I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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