I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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