I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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