fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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