We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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