you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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