Its about making memories worth repressing
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Reggie can tackle my bush.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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