I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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