I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
You're a disaster
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